They met in a bar... in 2003. She was only 17, he was 24. It was love at first sight. 10 years later.... things are going well. She's filled out a bit, her grille and rack are still nice, but the backside is getting soft and starting to sag. Meanwhile, he feels better than ever, but fails to recognize his looks are frozen in a time long ago when length was king and the size your shoes wasn't directly connected to your status on the street. But alas, they're happy, healthy and still capable of laying down a little rubber on a Saturday night.