Wednesday, August 24

A STREET PEEP Public Service Announcement


The Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 is being lauded as one of the finest cars in production today.

THE STREET PEEP disagrees.
Technology is destroying cars.

We want throttle linkages. We want normal-profile tires. We want manual-crank side windows. We want heavily oxidized paint. We want three-on-the-tree. We want bench seats and lap-belts. We want babymoons. We want double-clutching. We want a choke. We want painted metal dashboards. We want brightwork...

THE STREET PEEP thinks technology is destroying cars.


Carry on.



3 comments:

  1. Technology destroyed my bathroom too.

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  2. Men are romantic and women are practical, thus underscoring why the Lambo is the perfect girl car.

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  3. "Technology destroys cars." I couldn't agree more! The more complicated the auto manufactures make them the less interested I am. To me, it has become a conspiracy to screw the consumer. Yet the American consumer seem to want more and more Flash Gorden whistles, bells and flashing lights. It's all just a bunch of CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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